Stephanie (covert_light) wrote in self_lovin,

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Good morning, hoors.

When I was a young child, I watched a dirty version of "Cinderella" while my family was away. In the movie, the wicked stepsisters got their jollies by using a corn cob. Once they reached their climax, the corn would begin popping straight off the cob.

This evening, I ate three ears of corn. At some point, I began giggling unexpectedly.

Ah, childhood memories. Heh.
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I remember that movie (saw it on Cinemax ages and ages ago)... one of the most campily hilarious things I have ever seen in my life.
Hey, I noticed you friended us. Most of the entries are locked and the comm is private so I sent you an invitation to join--if you don't want to you should be able to decline via e-mail. (I'm not sure how it works, Jade signed me up AND made me Admin without me ever getting anything, heh. I see blackmail possibilities here.)
I need to see this movie! Just for laughs, of course. What kind of girl do you think we are?

I've heard corn works really well but there's not enough money in the world, man.