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Wednesday, May 12th, 2004

Posted by:mcee.
Time:4:07 pm.
my right wrist clicks. most annoying in the quiet of the ladies' room.

however, a tip: those handles they screw to the walls in handicap stalls?

... yeah.
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Monday, April 5th, 2004

Posted by:heymouse.
Time:1:06 pm.
There's something about wanking in the middle of the afternoon, on my couch, when I know my upstairs neighbors are home.

damn. I. am. good.

*purrs*
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Tuesday, March 30th, 2004

Posted by:mcee.
Time:3:02 pm.
i just got hit with such hatred for my job that i went to the private washroom and wanked to take my mind off of it.

now i can't type, my hands are too shaky.

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Wednesday, March 17th, 2004

Posted by:ex_thewayout304.
Time:2:30 am.
the best thing about leaving the dorms and going home for spring break?

having a door between myself and the rest of the world.

commence wanking.
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Tuesday, February 24th, 2004

Posted by:heymouse.
Time:8:19 am.
Over enthusiastic wanking last night has left me sore this morning.

ugh.

wank responsibly!
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Thursday, November 6th, 2003

Posted by:heymouse.
Time:2:07 pm.
Hey Cherie, have you christened the new car yet?
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Saturday, September 20th, 2003

Posted by:heymouse.
Time:4:40 pm.
New Community

smutaddicts
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Monday, September 1st, 2003

Subject:A Dedication
Posted by:rinkhals.
Time:1:15 am.
Mood:kyaaaaaa!<3!.
I would like to thank whatever publication informed me years ago that orgasm is the one surefire way to relieve cramps. Because damn, was it ever right.

It works even better when you have sexy, sexy help.

Thank you and goodnight!
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Sunday, August 31st, 2003

Subject:Good morning, hoors.
Posted by:covert_light.
Time:4:34 am.
Mood:durrrr.
When I was a young child, I watched a dirty version of "Cinderella" while my family was away. In the movie, the wicked stepsisters got their jollies by using a corn cob. Once they reached their climax, the corn would begin popping straight off the cob.

This evening, I ate three ears of corn. At some point, I began giggling unexpectedly.

Ah, childhood memories. Heh.
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Thursday, August 28th, 2003

Posted by:heymouse.
Time:9:15 am.
My right index finger is a GOD! But my right middle finger is a GODDESS!!
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Thursday, August 21st, 2003

Posted by:blythely.
Time:12:07 pm.
Mood:exhausted.
the problem with multiple orgasms (count 'em, one two three) is that I'm all shakey and endorphinised afterwards, and then I sleep.

In the middle of the day. On the couch. when I have, like, deadlines and stuff.

However! I would like to thank lotr_porn for contribution to my rostered fantasy list.

*goes back to work*
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Tuesday, July 22nd, 2003

Subject:Coming into our own
Posted by:rinkhals.
Time:7:23 pm.
Mood:wanktastic.
I can't believe I haven't made an introductory post yet, I meant to do it last night. Hello fellow wankers! I don't have much to offer at this point but I would like to say that if anyone at any point has any ideas for interests, icons, or layout, just let me or our Mistress Jade know. Same if you know anyone who wants to join, since the community is private.

Okay, maybe I will offer up a little giftie . . . here are a couple links to some great lists of terms for male and female masturbation. A lot of these I'd never heard, and some are really stupid, but it also makes for a great read. Heh heh, "bleed the weed."

Also, all of this started with an unofficial "weirdest/most inappropriate place" contest, and I'm not sure which of us won (what do you say guys?), but if you think you can defeat us come and have a go!

Go wank young soldiers!
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